22 Things

I saw this over on Mom2MemphisAndRuby...
I'm going to share with you...
22 Things I Haven't Done, 22 Things I Will Never Do and
22 Things I Have Done

You may be surprised with some of the answers!
but I doubt it.

HAVEN'T:

• left my Monster without saying I love you
  
• been to St. Petersburg (yet)
  
• destroyed all Toy Story DVD's in the world
• Been rude to a cashier at a grocery (as I think this job must suck royally)
• kept my closet organized for longer than 2 days
• grown pumpkins (they fail every stinking year)
• cut my Monster's hair (Gaga and Papa undermine me on that)
• gone more than one year without a summer at Lakeside
• stopped missing my Grammie
• owned a 1968 powder blue Stingray
• weeded my garden in about 2 weeks
• made it through "From Here to Eternity" (that book is intense)
  
• ever had cable tv
• eaten at McDonalds in over 15 years
• been truly comfortable with who I am
• owned my own pool
  
• ever not sung along to the radio
• painted daisies on a big red rubber ball
• had a pedicure
• wondered what it would be like to be a snail
• been to a New York Times reviewed restaurant
  
• wore a pumpkin on my head
  

Have:

• admitted to knowing every word in Despicable Me
• gone skinny dipping (several times)
• had horrid makeup at prom
• told my parents that I hated them
• had regrets
• had completely natural childbirth
• gone a week without showering
• woke up with a cow's head peeking through my window
• slept with a guy on the first date and then married him
• dyed my hair more colors than the rainbow
• drove 12 hours, saw the ocean, turned around and drove 12 back
• been a single parent
• dumped an entire beer over a guys head
• considered chucking it all in and moving back to Kenya
• laughed so hard that nacho cheese came out my nose
• thought that migraines are worse than childbirth
• paid more for something just because it is red
• told a kitchen item that I love it
• answered the door in lingerie and it was the Fed Ex guy
• grabbed a pan from the oven before realizing I didn't have potholders
• cried in the ER from pain
• found a dead guy in his living room

Will Never Do:

• skydive (sorry D)
• hurt my Monster (on purpose)
  
• not wear a seatbelt
• apologize for being true to a belief
• buy a Paula Deen cookbook
• Fully recover from the two great losses of my life (thus far)
• put my career above my son
• eat sweetbreads. I just can't bring myself to try it.
  
• betray my brother
• own a minivan
• have a dog (I pretty much hate dogs)
• have a job that involves me working on pipes
• ride a roller coaster that goes upside down
• wear jeans with elastic waist, sweatpants, or pajama pants
• allow my Monster to watch Thomas, Barney, Teletubbies, or the Wiggles
  
• throw my mashed potatoes up against a wall
• forget the importance of family and friendship
• tell my Monster that I am ashamed or disappointed in him
• sell 806 Main St
• stop laughing
  
• and for that matter stop cussing (I have a baad habit)
• stop loving all things PUMPKIN! (did you see my wedding cake)

P.S. This was kinda fun and good way to kill ten minutes on a lazy Sunday morning. Probably should've taken a shower, cleaned something, brushed my hair before church or made breakfast but hey, sometimes a girl just need to blog (read: talk about herself).
I mean it's NOT like I haven't spent the rest of the morning staring at my wedding pictures or anything...I don't know what YOU'RE talking about!
Great now I even blog in Despicable Me lines.
someone save me.