Stupid, no good, very bad, sinosaur

I HATE this lizard or sinosaur, as Little O calls it. This lizard disturbs me. It's plastic teeth disturb me, it's black and red colors disturb me, it's creepy eyes disturb me. It's just a disturbing creature.

This morning I found said disturbing sinsaur here...

5:30 am after an especially brutal run, abs aching, heart pounding, body screaming for H2O I open the freezer for some ice and BAM! I jump back, scream like a little girl, and most likely wake Mr. and Mrs. Next Door who are probably snug in their beds not being scared to death by a disturbing lizard.

How does this sinosaur end up in alarming places that cause me strokes, heart attacks, and fits of jumping around screaming you might ask?

I have my theories.

Most of them involve D

Or space ships, hippies, and curling irons.

It's complex.

I won't bore you with details.

I'll just leave you with this...

Told you it's disturbing.